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    Gujarati man says to, English man, that please teach me english.English man said ok say after me, "this is a mango". Gujarati man replies, "taara baapaa no lango".""

     - mekan by mekan
    Posted 03 Apr 2008 & favorite of (1) members
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    dalne laga mai cheekhne lagi wo ,

     

    hua dard itna ki sah na saki wo,

     

    takhlif uai itni ke boli bahar nikalo,



    khuda ke waste   plz is se bada dalo,













    !!kangan!!




































     - by drhardeep
    Posted 02 Apr 2008 & favorite of (7) members
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    SARDAR FIXED HIS MARRIAGE ON 2nd APRIL

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    HE SENT INVITATION TO ALL HIS FRIENDS LIKE THIS..

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    "MARRIAGE IS ON APRIL 2nd, PLEASE COME ON 1st NIGHT, WE ALL WILL ENJOY TOGETHER    ."

     - TED by TED NORMAN
    Posted 02 Apr 2008 & favorite of (1) members
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    Why did the hand cross the road?

    Because he wanted to go to the secondhand shop.     - by chill77
    Posted 02 Apr 2008 & favorite of (2) members
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    Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se

    shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karahe hai.

    Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kon kon hai.

    Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...     ""


     - LALIT by LALIT 11
    Posted 01 Apr 2008 & favorite of (1) members
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    Three Sardarjis went for a tour to singapore . They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit. While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out. After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30. Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble. After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said," I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only". Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor. Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story. The third one said, "I forgot the room key which is on the manager's table". They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said," I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end". They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said, " The keys were in my pocket only". With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor. After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said, " I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only". Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied: .... by HARISH
     - HARISH by Roopesh Varma
    Posted 31 Mar 2008 & favorite of (3) members
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    A man got drunk and came out of a bar. He stood at the kerb and swaying. A cop saw him and told him that he would call a cab.

    "Naw," said the drunk. " I am smarter than you think. You see, the entire town is spinning round and round around me."

    "That's the reason why you should take a cab and go home." said the cop.

    "You are a dud. I told you the whole town is spinning around...street by street...So, when the street where my house is comes spinning round, I will just walk into my house," replied the drunk, before he crashed to the ground.     - by Deen Kumar
    Posted 31 Mar 2008 & favorite of (1) members
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    Joke  about  a  Mallu going for job interview

     - Shalini by bujjji
    Posted 30 Mar 2008 & favorite of (3) members
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    There was an advt in a newspaper that demanded a husband who would never beat his wife, never run away from her but satisfy her in the bed.



    there was no response for quite long. One fine evening, the door bell rang. The lady who gave teh advt, rushed to the door and opened. She saw a man sitting in the wheel chair.



    "who are you?"



    "I am ***** in response to your advt in the newspaper...."



    "Oh! so, what's...."



    The man interrupted her and started saying, "You see, i have no hands, so i will not beat you, i am on wheel chair, so i cannot run away from you...."



    "what about my third condition?" the lady snapped.



    "How do you think i rang the bell?" the man answered.     - by bujjji
    Posted 30 Mar 2008 & favorite of (2) members
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    Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend



    SARDAR: saala kal raat maine 3 ghannte ka ek english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikhe na koi awaaz sunni ,



    FRIEND:picture ka naam kya tha?????



    SARDAR:" NO DISC INSERTED"
     - by bujjji
    Posted 30 Mar 2008 & favorite of (3) members
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    Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails.


    Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.


    "Oye, I finished the exam in half and hour". "But yaar", he says, "I am rechecking my answers and am not able to tally them with what I wrote."

     - by bujjji
    Posted 30 Mar 2008 & favorite of (3) members
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    INDIA IS NOT A CORRUPT COUNTRY

     - by bujjji
    Posted 30 Mar 2008 & favorite of (5) members
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    DO DILLO KE BICH DOORI NAHI HOTI.

    AGAR ISS ZAMANE KI MAJBURI NA HOTI.

    DILLI TAMANNA THI TUJHE PANNE KI,

    MAGAR HAR TAMANNA PURI NAHI HOTI.     - ANKUR by bujjji
    Posted 30 Mar 2008 & favorite of (2) members
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    TWO LADIES WERE SITTING QUIET FOR TEN MINUTES - by bujjji
    Posted 30 Mar 2008 & favorite of (4) members
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    HAZRATO KI NIGAHO PAR PEHRA HAI,

    DIL DOOBA HAI GAMOO KI GEHRAI MAI.

    HAME MAT DHUNDIA DUNIA KI BHID MAI.

    HUM MILENGE TUMHE TUMHARI PARCHAI MAI.

     - ANKUR by bujjji
    Posted 30 Mar 2008 & favorite of (2) members
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    Sardar at bar in New York.

    Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"

    Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"

    Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
    - by bujjji
    Posted 30 Mar 2008 & favorite of (2) members
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    kk - kkk by bujjji
    Posted 30 Mar 2008 & favorite of (2) members
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    The man climbed on the stool at a little lunch counter for breakfast. "Quite a rainy spell, isn't it?" he said to Mulla Nasrudin, the man next to him. "Almost like the flood."

    "Flood? What flood?" said the Mulla.

    "Why, the flood," the first man said, "you know Noah and the Ark and Mount Ararat."

    "NOPE," said Mulla Nasrudin, "I HAVE NOT READ THE MORNING PAPER, YET, SIR."



    - by Navneet Bobby
    Posted 30 Mar 2008 & favorite of (1) members
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    "My wife talks to herself," the friend told Mulla Nasrudin.

    "SO DOES MINE," said the Mulla, "BUT SHE DOESN'T REALISE IT. SHE THINKS I AM LISTENING."



    - by Navneet Bobby
    Posted 30 Mar 2008 & favorite of (1) members
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    one day i was in shortage of money. i was thinking how i withdraw? as my bank was not having excess in that mall. so my 4 year old son told me, ma, there is a bank. see, it says fast cash.get it. i was relaxed by his innocence.then i explained him that you should have money in account, etc.
     - by shamrose
    Posted 29 Mar 2008 & favorite of (1) members
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    A kid asked the priest, "Father, what is your pastime?" The priest tapped the kid's shoulder and replied, "Nun, my child, nun". - Anon by PAWAN PARADISE
    Posted 29 Mar 2008 & favorite of (13) members
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    A chinese call centre Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan ! Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller : I'm Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now , Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital. Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this! Caller: You are so rude! Who are you? Operator: I'm Saw Ree . Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!! Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ... Caller: O h .......God!!! ! - Venkatesh Hariharan by PAWAN PARADISE
    Posted 29 Mar 2008 & favorite of (20) members
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    dfdfd - by nageshkumar
    Posted 29 Mar 2008 & favorite of (1) members
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    ""YAAD KARTE HAI YAARO KO,

    YAADO SE DIL BHAR AATA HAI.

    KABHI SAATH JIYA KARTE THE HUM,

    AAJ MILNE KO BHI TARAS JATE HAI    .""     - ANKUR by ANKUR35
    Posted 29 Mar 2008 & favorite of (1) members
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    PYAY KE JAAM KO AAISE NAHI PIYA,

    KE AADHA PIYA AUR AADHA CHOOD DIYA.

    YAROO YE PYAR HAI,

    PYAR NAHI KOI VIM BAR,

    KE THODA SA LAGAYA AUR HO GAYA.     - ANKUR by ANKUR35
    Posted 29 Mar 2008 & favorite of (1) members
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